"What about anal?"

Garak looked up from his PADD and frowned at the doctor, "Not on me, you’re not!"

"Well, it’s not like it would take that long." Julian huffed indignantly.

"First there’s the whole seduction scene then the foreplay then the search for the lube. After that you’ve got the ‘may I’ clause, three fingers, and the whole in/out thing." He shook his head and punched at the PADD’s buttons, "Too wordy."

"What about oral?" Julian suggested, "Oral sex could be streamlined down to 169 words easy."

"There’s only enough time to do one." Garak pointed out; "Whoever is on the giving end can’t have the favour returned until the next story." 

"It’s 169 words, get it?" Julian insisted, "Sixty-nine! Come on man, it’s obvious!"

"It still wouldn’t work. You talk too much."

"I do not!"

"You use up the words with your senseless chatter."

"Let’s prove it! Strip!"

"Can’t."

"Why not?"

"Your genetically enhanced mouth took up all the allotted words."

"I hate these damn challenges."
 
The End

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