TWO HOURS IN PARADISE 
by Cattnip 
Rated PG 

After Leeta ditches the doc (for Rom, of all people!), Julian wants nothing more than to lose himself in his spy program, but Garak has a different suggestion for handling heartache.  Sing to the tune of "Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks. 
  

You made it crystal clear 
I'm not welcome here 
But I could not stay away 

Just one look in your eyes 
And we both realize  
What your pride won't allow you to say 

Forget the same old disguise 
The spies and lies 
I've got somethin' new I want you to see 

And after, you can decide 
If I was wrong or right 
But for now, leave the fantasies to me 

Give me two hours in paradise 
And I'll take the pain away 

Rent a holosuite 
From one to three 
And your life will forever change 

Don't worry 'bout tomorrow 
Don't dwell on the sorrow 
I'm not interested in wasting your time 

Just two hours in paradise 
Is all I ask to change your life and mine 
  

I could have told you all along 
That girl would do you wrong 
But you did not want to know 

Spin the Dabo wheel 
Take a chance on a thrill 
Was it worth being shoved out in the cold? 

Now forget your empty room 
And her cheap perfume 
You've got better ways to spend your time 

Just take my hand 
Lay your body on the sand 
Let my imagination be your guide 

Give me two hours in paradise 
And all the hurt will be erased 

We got the holosuite 
Spend some time here with me 
And you will not leave unchanged 

Yeah, troubles, you'll forget 'em 
You won't even remember 
The reasons why you wanted to cry 

Just two hours in paradise 
Is all I need to change your mind 
  

Yeah, troubles, you'll forget 'em 
You won't even remember 
I swear you won't be sorry you tried 

Just two hours in paradise 
Is all I need to make you mine 
  

Repeat first chorus to fade...

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